Venting

Working in food industry is mostly fun but you get some of very neurotic super picky pretentious costumer every now and then. 

Case one:

Guest: Hi! I've been looking at your menu and I'm trying to decide which one I could eat since I'm allergic to gluten and I'm vegan. 

Me: You can have salad or Enchiladas without the sour-cream and we can sub mushrooms for chicken. 

Guest: I really don't like onions and I don't feel like eating salad too.

Me: How about the chili? We can take out the cheese and sour cream?

Guest: I don't like chili.

Me. Ok. Hummus but with fresh veggies instead of pita bread?

Guest: But I want something hot. 

Me: (Is this bitch for real? Seriously?)

Lady there's just so much we can do for you. I know it's sucks being allergic to gluten but being vegan is your choice. I have nothing against your lifestyle but next time try to research or check freaking google for place that can accommodate you. There's menu posted outside before you came in and please be considerate next time if you see there's atleast 20 people behind you. 

Case two: 

Guest: I would like to have a latte.

Me: Do you have milk preference?

Guest: Soy please since I'm lactose intolerant. But can you add whip cream?

Me: I'm sorry but our whip cream and most of whip cream are made of full cream. 

Guest: Oh that's ok I'll still have some.

OMG! Why do some San Franciscan's has to be so freaking pretentious?! You're telling me that your lactose intolerant but you are freaking having whip cream?  ugh! This soy milk movement phenomenon has gotten way out of hand. People think it's cool and hip to sub regular milk for soy. Not knowing that consuming it is really not that good for your health. 

And suburban stroller moms ! Omg! They are the most picky eaters. I'm allergic to onions, garlic, gluten, vegan, cheese, dressing on the side, no cheese, no ice, no lemon, no bread. urgh! You don't see people of color doing that. Well every now and then but majority of freaking picky eater with diva like attitude are this people. 

These are just  some of the ridiculous demands or request that we get dealing with very picky guest.